welcome, brave traveller of the internet! you have sailed all the way to aspenland, where all of my projects are held! i am aspen, the mayor of this island. it's not often that we get visitors around here; stay as long as you'd like!
oh, silly me; i ought to give you a map, so you can find your way around! here's directions to the various towns of aspenland:
plenty of cool things to see elsewhere, as well! here's directions to other nearby internet islands, with cool towns worth seeing!